Listen, I am amazing at giving advice. I can tell you how to make 5 sentences look like 20, or kill a fly with a shoelace, or completely fuck up your like in the short amount of time that is your average month.
30 days.
So here's the 411, my name is Andrea, I never ever give fucks or shits, I HATE Mondays, and love to eat. I despise literally everyone, and plan out sick, twisted ways to kill them or show them up.
Those plans I never go through with, obviously.
I am an outcast, or as I would say, loner, and I am completely fine with it.
But you didn't come here for my life story, did ya lil' bit?
Nah
So from here forward, here is my tutorial on how to fuck up your life in a month.
