It's the day of our 'date' and it's almost 4 pm. School's out in 10, and I don't feel like smoochin' it up with Prince Bowl cut tonight. Like who the fuck was I yesterday?!? 'Bye Cutie?'
What the actual fuck was I thinking! If I wanted to, I could have totally cut him off right then, right there! But, no. I had to fall for his AIDS excuse! Like what the fuck!!! It literally could only take having sex ONE TIME to get an STD! But here mister King of the Sheets has me mesmerized, and I can't seem to remember any of the facts I learned in Sex Ed!
So I'm the only one I have to blame if I get genital warts! But hey, At least I got to see his perfect green eyes up close! (Sarcasm intended).
"Andrea! What's poppin'!"
How dare he be cute. He's a REAL asshole.
"Burp. Nothin' much." I replied. I have seen it on tv, like in White Girls when Marcus pretended to be a slob on his date with an admirer of his.
Sadly, like in the movie, it failed. Miserably.
"Burp. Is that a challenge?"
This guy is a real ass. A donkey's ass. A double ass. Just marching into my heart, ruining my perfectly miserable soul. He invited himself into my life, unwelcome, and put his hands right over my eyes, so I couldn't see him playing me. He has some nerve being this adorable. Some great deal of nerve.
"Uh, no. " I replied, as sarcastically as I could.
"Brighten up!" He said with a smile. I blew up.
"Who the FUCK do you think you are?!? Telling me to brighten up!?!?! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! YOU ACT ALL CUTE AND SWEET AND THEN YOU FUCK ME AND THROW ME TO THE SIDE LIKE YOU DO EVERY GIRL! DON'T YOU DARE PULL THAT 'I'M GONNA CHANGE' SHIT BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S A FUCKING LIE, STRAIGHT FROM THE PITS OF HELL! I WAS Perfectly fine being all miserable until you came and messed it up."
My voice trailed off. I looked away from his heart-broken face to see the whole fucking school staring. Great. Now I think they'll get a hint as to which Andrea Vince meant.
"just.... just leave me alone. Don't fucking talk to me. AND YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER LOOK AWAY COS I'M ALREADY PISSED!!!"
They all turned and snickered, and one little bitch said "Well that escalated quickly!"
"Oh, fuck off cash whore." I feistily replied.
I tried my literal fucking hardest to find Alexa, but she was nowhere. Just my luck.
"Babe!" I heard a very Alexa sounding voice say.
I pulled her around the curb, to the section of lockers no one can see.
"Where were you!?! I love whisper yelled.
"Whoa, are you gonna rape me!?! Why tf do we need to behind lockers! And by the way, I was taking a MASSIVE shit. My ass was bleeding for God's sake! It was a fucking nightmare!"
"Uh, TMI. And don't you know! I flipped off at Vince for everybody and dey mama to see. So yeah, you might be fucking with dag of the school." I replied sarcastically happy. ( If that's even a thing ).
"Don't sweat it, babe people here don't remember anything like that for over a week. By Monday, next time I see you, they when even remember your name." Alexa said warmly.
"Well, babe..." I said mimicking her kind and loving nature, "Cindy Micoo made out with Ashton, and everyone remembers that! It happened freshman year, we're sophomores."
"Keep rolling in the mud, but when they see you being such a bitch about it, they'll fuck your shit up.... Ya know, dealing with you is a fucking NIGHTMARE!!!"
