Super comedy

More anti jokes!

What is sad about 4 black ppl in a Cadillac falling of a cliff?

They were my friends
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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Scream and scratch the top of his coffin
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What did the lawyer saw to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers
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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car?

Robin, get in the car
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How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
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What's worse than finding a worm in ur apple?

Getting raped by a giant scorpion
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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer
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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

"I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"
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A visibly and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"long day?" The bartender asked.

"No, all days are 24 hours long," the man replied, surprised on how uneducated the bartender was.
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