If you don't know what an anti joke is, it is basically a set up of a joke but then the answer if something random or that actually makes sense but is so random that it makes you laugh. If you don't enjoy this plz leave a comment saying so.
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream?
Because he was hit by a bus
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
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What is green and has wheels?
Grass I lied about the wheels part.
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How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her
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Knock knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom
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Why was the six afraid of the seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and this incapable of fear
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Dave
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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Super comedy
HumorThis is a book of comedies I find on Instagram, kik, or school!! If u have any ideas put a comment
