Me; it's my sister's birthday today
Friend; proud of her, what'd you get her?
Me; well since she's turning 18 she said she wanted something that goes from 0-200 in 3 seconds
Friend; wtf! You got her a car?!
Me; no, I bought her a scale
Friend; lol

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