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Me; it's my sister's birthday today

Friend; proud of her, what'd you get her?

Me; well since she's turning 18 she said she wanted something that goes from 0-200 in 3 seconds

Friend; wtf! You got her a car?!

Me; no, I bought her a scale

Friend; lol

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