"U know, u seem a lot older than I imagined." David tells Peter along the way. "I don't know who spread that rumor about me being the boy who never grew up! Geez, people! Look, I grew up ,'kay?! I've even got stubble, see?! I'm even in a relationship with Wendy!" an annoyed Peter replies. "Yeah...that's a pen mark on ur chin, mate!" David corrects, gesturing to Peter's so-called stubble! "Oh, right! Wendy was writing to her family & had asked me to inform Tinker to drop the letters off, but I didn't bother! Then, she angrily attacked me with the pen! Women, right? Besides, it's not that I never grew up, it's just that I never wanted to! Too much responsibility & I'm just not a responsible guy!" Peter complains. "Yeah, I figured that out from what u just told me! So, where's Wendy?" David asks. He hears an angry voice from behind 'em. "Peter! Don't u dare leave me here by myself! I'll break up with u if u force me to cook for u & ur friends again!!" a fed-up Wendy yells. "Honey, just relax!" Peter tries to calm her down. "Shut up, u...Someone,gimme a good cuss word! " she interrupts. "How about jack-ass?" Rory suggests. "Rory! Where'd u hear that?!" a shocked Ellie asks. "I heard a bully say that!" he replies, calmly. "Did the bully really call u that?" a protective Ellie asks. "No. He calls Coach McKinney that! Coach doesn't mind though...he just makes the bully do a million push-ups!" Rory replies, coolly. "We should probably get going! We've pirate butts to kick! Pass me a sword, jack-ass!" Wendy reminds, nudging & glaring coldly at Peter who hesitantly hands her a sword. "Their dad already doesn't trust 'em with me...& now he's gonna think I'm teaching Rory cuss words! Did u know that their dad actually bought & put a tiny tracking device on Ellie's cellphone after he learnt that they'd be travelling with me more often?" David informs Peter.
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Red Riding Hook! (DT & the kids series)
FanfictionRed Riding Hood aka Jeannette visits her pal Peter Pan,but is kidnapped by Captain Hook!
