Out Of Ordinary

Part 1 Out of Luck

'Waah! Ouch!' I said as I fell up the stairs of my apartment. I just moved from Japan all the way to California to be a ''marine biologist''. You will find out why I use quotation marks later. Right now I'll just go on and tell you the start of my story. Once upon a time blah blah blah. That's basically my story until I found out that I could finally come to California for my job. I'll spare you the details for now but trust me you'll be interested for now on. ''Yeah,uh where do you want this couch?'' said the rude delivery man who dropped my phone. ''That's not my couch I ordered a white one.''
''Well its either this or no couch.''
''Fine just put it in front of the TV.''
''You mean the place you're going to watch chick flicks and cry.'' he mumbles loud enough I can here him.
He goes inside and knocks over a lamp.
''Sorry.'' He shouts
Ugh! Now he owes me a new phone and a lamp!
  
            About an hour later after breaking my phone, a lamp, and a vase he leaves. Let's just say his company is getting an email. I went inside to watch TV , of course, I only get one channel and its a boring shopping channel. I'm having a great day . I hear a knock on my door. I hope its a leprechaun giving me some luck . I open the door and I see this seemingly young lady with long blonde hair.
''Hi! I'm your neighbor from across the street.''
''Hi,I'm Tess.''I said trying to block her eyes from the mess inside.
''I'm Rebecca, may I come in?'' Crap, If she sees my house she'll think I'm a slob.
''Uh now's not a good time I-''
''That's OK I can come another time''she says as she leaves.
'' Well OK then'' I say aloud in my doorway.
~~~~~~~~~~~4 hours later~~~~~~~~~
      After I did some investigating turns out the lady with the blonde hair is a home inspector. That's why she wanted in so bad good thing I didn't let her in. Anyway back to the story. I walked to the car dealer with my wallet stuffed with cash because I'm a 'smart' person. I decided I would be the coolest person in town....I ended up getting a Prius. Don't know why. I couldn't believe how many people were staring at me. Then I found out why, the huge bow that's  on the top it was still on the car. Well that's the start of my story I didn't tell much just about me. But don't worry it'll get better.