Chapter 3: Explanation...

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"Chapter 3: Explanation...

*Niall's P.O.V.*

God she's pretty. I just wish we hadn't met that way. Weird thing is that she didn't freak out when she saw me. Oh, wait she did because she thought I was some random stranger in her bed out to creep her out and kill her like in Paranormal Activity 4. Nevermind.... besides that though she acted so normal and not screamy fangirl like most girls I meet. I mean I was mentally preparing myself to be attacked and have a schmillion photos taken especially since her room was covered in pictures of One Direction. I accidently-on-purpose noticed that there was a faint lipstick mark on my lifesize poster but I bet you she had the same thing on every other one. I know I only just met her but she seems so awesome and I think I like her. Not childish like though, like-like her.

Oh sauce and icecream (hey! It's yummy alright!!) she's coming down stairs!! How can a girl look so graceful when she's just walking down the stairs? Oh my potatoes! She looks great in that Adidas tracksuit and uggs! Oh yeah I definitely like her!

"Hey." I said whilst patting next to me so she could sit down on the couch. Real smooth Niall, real smooth.

"Hey," she said with a smile and sat down."Sorry about my PJs. They are kinda... I don't know."

"I think they're really nice." .Wow weird Niall. Great (note sarcasm). Change subject now!! Yess!! I'll tell her about why I'm at her house. Great coverup!!

"Uhh w-want to play a game." I stuttered awkwardly. C'mon Niall! Grow some balls already!

"Sure. Do you want me to get a board game or something? Pack of cards." Ashley cheerfully replied.

Ok I know this is waaayy cliché but her voice is music to my ears. Shut up Niall and make it look like your thinking!!

"How about 20 Quickfire Questions since we don't really know each other?" I suggested. Please say yes. Please say yes..

"Alright. I'll question first." she said turning to face me

"This may seem rude but what are you doing in my house?" she asked

I knew this would come sooner or later. I would choose later but fine...

"Well... You see... Harry uhh wanted to..." keep it simple Niall or Harry will rip your face off with his nails. Why did I even consider telling her why I was here??

"He.. Wanted to tell you something... Aand... Sent me to kinda ease the shock."

"OK then. But why are my parents so calm about this? I mean they aren't usually. They usually try and keep me as far away from you guys until just recently. What do they have to do with this?

Ok now I'm stuck. What am I supposed to say to that?

*PHONE VIBRATES*

HALLELUYAH! SAVED BY THE PHONE!! I started to try and pull my phone out of my back pocket but it was stuck. I wiggled and bounced on my knees with my hand stuck in my pocket trying to pry out my phone. That's what you get for wearing skinny jeans Niall. Come onn! What if they hang up soon?!

"Uhh Niall? Are you OK?" Ashley asked slowly and awkwardly.

Oh wow that must have looked really weird...

"Um yeh.. Just.. My phone stuck..." wow awkward much.

After much struggle I pulled put my phone and answered quickly.

"Hello?" I asked

"Hey, Niall it's Harry. I'm outside her house but I forgot where the spare key was and I don't want to wake up Simon." a voice answered.

"Oh that! It's under the soil in the pot plant on the right side of the door. Have you got all that... stuff?" I replied.

"Yep. But why can't you say certificates? Is Ashley in the room?"

"Yeah. Do you remember where the lounge is?"

"Yeah straight down past the kitchen, turn left and then open the door."

"Great. See ya mate. Bye."

"Bye." Harry replied and hung up.

I turned back to Ashley and sat down.

"Sorry about that. Duty calls and whatever else they say." I said whilst wriggling around trying to get comfy again.

"Yeah nah, it's fine. I understand." She said with an understanding sort of smile. Does that even make sense?

"You sure?" I questioned anxiously.

"seriously its fine Niall. So are ya gonna finish answering my questions or what?" She questioned. Oh damned be the evil nations sent to hell. (It's where it really comes from! Sheesh! People these days...)

"What questions?" A familiar English voice asked. I would know that voice anywhere. And damn I was just getting comfortable!!

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Ello ello ello!

How youse all doingggg?? Haha really getting into speaking like a true Aussie! Even though my accent is stuffed so I don't sound so australian... NEVER MINDDDDDDDDD

HEHE IM GOING CRAY CRAY TYPING HEREEEE!!

NO JKS I JUST REALLY LOVE TYPING IN CAPS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I JUST...DO I GUESS.

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING I SAY JUST LET ME KNOW BECAUSE SOME OFNTHE LANGUAGE I USE IS WEIRD BUT IM TRYING TO KEEP ASHLEY'S LANGUAGE LIKE A NORMAL PERTH-ITE/PERTHIE - NOONE REALLY KNOWS WHICH IT IS. SO STUFF LIKE YEAH NAH MAY CONFUSE YOU BUT IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU DI T UNDDERSTAND JUST TELL ME K? ALL GOOD??ALRIGHTY THEN!!

Seee yaaaaa

xxSaraxx

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