*WARNING: There might be a little teensy bit of yelling in here. Sorry.*
AHHH. Where to start, where to start.
Okay, first of all: LOUIS TOMLINSON DOES NOT LIKE CARROTS OKAY GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS OH MY GOD. Feels good to get that out :D
But seriously. That carrot thing, he said he liked GIRLS WHO LIKE CARROTS, HE'S not the one that likes them, and even so, THAT. WAS. THREE. **YEARS** AGO I cannot stress that enough. It was a JOKE.
Notice how the poor lad CRINGES when carrots are even MENTIONED now? It was probably funny for the first WEEK, but after that it gets annoying. Like when you retardedly mess up something easy and your friends tease you about it for the rest of your life. LIKE THAT. Except its not that those two or three friends that saw it and tease you about it. IT'S THE WHOLE WORLD.
Secondly, MIRRORS. Zayn is NOT obsessed with mirrors. Or keeping his hair perfect. Or having fifty thousand different hair sprays, gels and shampoos. He might be a little bit vain. But aren't we all?
HE WILL NOT CRY IF YOU MESS UP HIS HAIR, STEAL HIS MIRROR OR HIDE HIS HAIR PRODUCTS.
Now for Liam's section of this rant. :D
Be prepared.
LIAM PAYNE IS NOT OBSESSED WITH FRICKING TOY STORY. END OF STORY. (Lol get it?)
Yes, he might enjoy the occasional Pixar or Disney movie, but WE ALL DO. They're classic. You're not human if you don't like ANY Disney or Pixar movie. But you guys are taking it WAY too far. IF HE IS SAD HE WILL NOT BEG YOU TO WATCH A TOY STORY MARATHON WITH HIM. Not much else I can say here, lovelies. :) lol
AND AS FOR THE SPOON THING. WELL THIS ONE GETS TO BE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE ITS BY FAR THE WORST AND MOST OBSESSIVE CHOICE THAT DIRECTIONATERS LIKE TO PICK ON. ****LIAM IS NOT SCARED OF BLOODY SPOONS!**** OR CLEAN SPOONS FOR THAT MATTER! IF YOU ACTUALLY PAID ANY ATTENTION AT ALL TO ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD YOU WOULD KNOW HE IS NOT SCARED OF THEM. HE WILL NOT CRY IF HE SEES A SPOON. HE WILL NOT HUDDLE IN A CORNER FOR HOURS JUST BECAUSE A SPOON IS LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR AND HE DOESNT WANT TO GO NEAR IT. HE WILL NOT WAKE UP SCREAMING IF YOU SURROUNDED HIM BY SPOONS WHEN HE WAS SLEEPING. HECK, HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T CARE IF YOU STUCK ONE OF THE THINGS UP HIS NOSE! (Well, you know. Apart from having something that big up his nose. It wouldn't matter if it was a spoon or a walrus. He would still react the same way: pull it out, put it in the sink/ocean.)
IT IS NOT A PHOBIA. IT WAS A HYGIENE THING. HE DIDN'T LIKE USING A SPOON IF HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HAD USED IT BEFORE HIM. THEY GOT HIM A SPECIAL SPOON FOR ONLY HIM TO USE AND HE WAS FINE WITH THAT ONE.
Gah. *takes deep breath*
Harry's turn! :)
Harry Styles is NOT a PLAYER, or WOMANISER, or ANYTHING like that. He's just a little flirty if that, he was brought up to greet girls with a hug and a kiss on the cheek, if you look back over the time you'll see he does that a lot. EVEN IF HE DOESNT FANCY THEM. He calls girl "love" because he's British, NOT because he fancies them.
Edit: Also, Harry is bi and loves Louis and would never cheat and their love is beautiful idk *bursts out crying and runs away*
And lucky last, Nialler. *clears throat*
Well, I called you all here today to tell you *does strangled chokey thing* that Niall Horan IS. NOT. A. LEPRE-FRICKING-CHAUN.
He does NOT adore being called one, and he CERTAINLY never refers to HIMSELF as a leprechaun.
I mean if you think about it, it would be like calling him short and fat and bad at hiding treasure (I mean what were they thinking. "I have some treasure to hide, wherever shall I put it? Oh, I know! I'll out it under this giant, brightly coloured spotlight so everyone knows where it is. PERFECT.)
Also, he is NOT obsessed with FOOD. I mean, yeah sure, he likes it, but EVERYONE likes food. (Well, except for those annoying teenage bitches that wanna be skinny lil paperclips so you can see their ribs and think its hot). Niall likes food, like I said, (LOL I said like twice xD) but he is not CONSTANTLY eating, he knows there is other food in this world that is not NANDOS, and he will not KILL you if you take his last chip! At the very best he would eat your hand. But that's reserved for only the other lads. So calm it down on the foodiness you like to add to Niall fanfics or even 1D fanfics in general O.o
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Thankksss lovelies! :D
