Hello there
SUUUUPP I think I just got myself high on Burger Rings O.o
But anyways, I'm here to to (I realised that I said to twice and then I thought, Well HAHAHAH it'll be funny. Ha. Yeah. Anyways...) I'm here to give you another rant from me! :D
And I know I haven't posted much (well, anything) lately, but I kinda have a life (which is 90% sleeping btw) and also I was sleeping :p
I think I'm gonna start a blog/random rambling thing :D
Sorry I'm so chatty today :/
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ANYWAYS.
You know how there are some BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING words that NEVER get used. Like trombone, and exquisite, and violet (so simple but never used O.o), rocking horse, yowling, et cetera. Haha.
And then there are those words that have been used once, used twice, then SLAMMED TO THE GROUND, STOMPED ON, AND HAD SOME PEOPLE JUMPING AROUND WITH SPIKY SHOES ON THEM AND SOME HUNGRY LIONS CHEW UP THE LETTERS THEN SPIT THEM OUT THEN FEED IT TO A DOG AND THE DOG VOMITS IT OUT THEN THE WORDS FALL OFF A CLIFF AND FELL INTO A RIVER AND GOT DRAGGED ALONG IN THE CURRENTS AND SMASHED INTO SOME ROCKS AND FELL INTO A CURRENT AND WENT OFF THE WATERFALL TO SMASH INTO SMITHEREENS AT THE BOTTOM. See, "smithereens" is another FANTASTIC word. :D
I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be going somewhere.
Oh yeah. STOP USING AND RE-USING THE SMITHEREEN-WORDS. They are not original or cool or whatever, THEY JUST MAKE ME WANT TO EAT MY OWN FACE.
I know this doesn't really relate to One Direction fanfics. But still. I couldn't think of anything else and I wanted to update :p
I'll list some of the more common smithereen-words so you can know what to use very rarely. :)
Orbs - Harry Styles does not have "orbs". He has EYES. To SEE out of. Whenever I see the word orbs, 99% of the time it's in a Harry Styles fanfic, referring to his eyes.
Smirk - Yes I understand that sometimes, PEOPLE WILL SMIRK. That's just how life is! But on the other hand, PEOPLE WILL NOT SMIRK 24 FREAKING 7! IT WILL HURT THEIR FACE AND MAKE THEM LOOK FREAKING CONSTIPATED. UNLESS YOU WANT YLUR CHARACTER TO COME ACROSS LIKE THAT, DO NOT MAKE THEM SMIRK EVERY TIME THEY TALK!
K - K IS NOT A WORD! IT IS A FREAKING LETTER! How would you like it if I came up to you to have a conversation, and all I said was, "A H? Oh yes, K L M U. O P. W. Very W, definitely." YOU WOULD JUST BE STANDING THERE GOING "Um, what? I didn't sign up for this shiz. -_-"
Okay, um I would keep going but I just got distract by a show on the tv...so...that's it for today.
PLEASE TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION WHAT I SAID. PLEASE. LET IT BE AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT, FOR ME. (Please tell me I'm on your Christmas card list, right? :D)
Today's questions:
1. Do you know any words that have been too overused in 1D fanfics? What are they?
2. Do you agree/disagree with today's rant?
3. You think I should go get some sleep? Hahah probably =.=
My favourite commenter gets the dedication! :D
