The signs as drunk stereotypes

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(If u want, u may skip this chapter xD lol sorrie I just had to...)

Aries: the one that starts a 'Drunk people fight'

Taurus: the clumsy one that falls and laughs at everything.

Gemini: the rude, bitchy one that talks way too much *~*

Cancer: the hysterical one that doesn't want to stop drinking

Leo: the one that flirts with everyone

Virgo: the one that keeps screaming, "IM NOT DRUNK!"

Libra: the craziest that ends up in the most akward situations

Scorpio: the super emotional one that keeps screaming or crying.

Sagittarius: the obnoxious one that is obessed with fun.

Capricorn: the competitive that thinks they can keep up.

Pisces: the delusional who falls asleep right away.

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