The signs in a zombie apocalypse

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Aries: makes herself/himself leader but leads the group into trouble

Taurus: complains about having to eat canned food

Gemini: forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby

Cancer: gets shut done but complains about having to do everything

Leo: constantly upset that his/her air is oily

Virgo: demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant

Libra: tries to make sure that everyone stays in a good mood

Scorpio: is happy that he/she can kill something without guilt

Sagittarius: must prove that she/he can kill the most zombies

Capricorn: finds an actual safe place to hide bc everyone is in incompetent.

Aquarius: starts daydreaming and later gets bit

Pisces: cries

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