The signs at the beach

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Libra: Tans

Aquarius: Burns

Leo: frolicking around, showing off his/her body

Virgo: applies his/her 5th layer of sunblock

Taurus: eats her/his 3rd sandwich

Cancer: trying to scope out his/her summer love

Pisces: on his/her tenth try attempting to take a sexy beach picture

Sagittarius: swimming

Scorpio: trying to have Sex on the beach but there are kids around- bummer.

Capricorn: being lame as hell and trying to find gold on the beach with her/his metal detector.

Aries and gemini: they end the day by getting arrested for public intoxication and lewd conduct. (Oh my lawd..)

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