Aries: You
Taurus: his/her alarm clock
Gemini: the entire human population
Cancer: anyone that makes them cry
Leo: condoms
Virgo: the patriarchy
Libra: everyone, but only using their lips (lol xD)
Scorpio: God
Sagittarius: Iggy azalea
Capricorn: his/her parents
Aquarius: Bras
Pisces: himself/herself
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RandomThis is basically a book of scenarios,stories and etc. Zodiac shit for your zodiac needs Brought to you by: dat boi meme and gemini hate :^)))
