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Wake up Sheeple-- the president is a mormon lizard and he's killing American values. Good Old American Values (GOAV) like playing golf and writing complaint letters to Home Depot because they hired a Vietnamese guy and one time he said something to you that you didn't understand because his accent is a bit thick. So... Anyways, hire real Americans. 

wake uP SHeeple the water is dirty with your sins and the backwash of a thousand Mexicans... The terrorists have been Mexican this whole time. A burrito did 9/11, sheeple.

A supreme crunch wrap burrito fucking did it, sheeple.

Your mom, the bernie sanders supporter is an abomination to the nation, sheeples/ 

one time i read an article about tin foil and i really took it to heart so now i wear in foil. tin foil lines my ass because i dont want the government reaming me

seple 


shep;me sheeple




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