Country Music Lyrics

Jim and Jack and Hank

Jim and Jack and Hank - Alan Jackson

There you are standin' by the screen door slammin'
Rather clear what's takin' place
You were holdin' onto Louie, he was packed and he was heavy
That plastic handle just about to break

Well then ya picked up Chloe
She knew y'all were goin'
She started barkin' like a tank
I was shocked and I was jolted
But I would not be lonely
Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis
Your apple martinis
Take what's left there in the bank
Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparklin' water
And that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes
All that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total blank
Go on and leave me baby I don't need ya
I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching
That little dog right in your lap
I became a little sad
And called up my ol dad
He said son you just woke me from my nap

I told him you had left me
He said son now don't you hate me
You know exactly what I think
You know you're better off
You can fish and you can golf
You still got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis
Your apple martinis
Take what's left there in the bank
Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparklin' water
And that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes
All that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total blank
Go on and leave me baby, I don't need ya
I got Jim and Jack and Hank

That's right

So I got the whiskey
And I began to listen
To songs out in my truck you couldn't crank
I started feelin' empty
Then again it hit me
I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis
Your apple martinis
Take what's left there in the bank
Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparklin' water
And that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes
All that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total blank
Go on and leave me baby I don't need ya
I got Jim and Jack and Hank

You go ahead I'll be A OK
Cause I've got José, Captain Morgan
Not to mention call ol George and Tammy
And Loretta and Merle Wilie Nelson big John Cash
How bout ol Jimmy Buffett bring him in there
With that sunshine
George Strait, old friend
Can't forget ol Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends
I'm gonna clean out the whole closet baby oh yeah
Goodbye