Country Music Lyrics

Kiss My Country Ass

Kiss My Country Ass - Blake Shelton

Tearin' down a dirt road
Rebel flag flyin'
Coon dog in the back
Truck bed loaded down with beer
And a cold one in my lap
Earnhart sticker behind my head and my woman by my side
Tailpipe's poppin' radio's rockin' country boy can survive
If you got a problem with that
You can kiss my country ass

Yeah I like turkey calls, overalls, wrangler jeans
Smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds
Tattoos up and down my arms
And deer heads over my bed
My granddaddy fought in world war two
But my daddy went to Vietnam
And I ain't scared to grab my gun and fight for my homeland
If you don't love the American Flag
You can kiss my country ass

If you're a downhome backwoods redneck
Well come on stand up and raise your glass but if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd
You can kiss my country ass

Well there's a whole lotta high class people out there that's a lookin' down on me
Cause the country club where I belong is a honkeytonk til three in the mornin'
Don't wear no fancy clothes no ties or three piece suits
You can find me in my camouflage cap, my T-shirt, and cowboy boots
If that don't fit your social class
You can kiss my country ass

Well if you're a downhome backwoods redneck
Well come on stand up and raise your glass
But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd
You can kiss my country ass

Yeah I'm a front porch sittin'
Guitar pickin'
Moonshine sippin'
Backer juice spittin'
Country boy from the woods
And I love fried chicken, and blue gill fishin' and outlaw women
And I wouldn't change if I could
NO!
I ain't tryin' to start no fight
But I'll finish one every time
So you just mind your own damn business
Stay the hell outta mine
If you got a problem with that
You can kiss my country ass

I said if you got a problem
With any of that
You can kiss my natural born
Redneck to the bone
Ever lovin' country
Ass