Country Music Lyrics

Drunk Ass Home

Drunk Ass home - Luke Bryan

It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls
Sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well I worked all week so I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
But one turned to 10
And ten turned to twenty
And twenty plus an empty bottle's just too many

It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls
Sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well it seems that I misplaced my shirt
I can't find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt
My fallback plan has done got sad
Cause my ex girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad

Well it's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls
Sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Help me up
Oh put me back down
Put me back down

I sucker punched my best friend
And the bouncer head locked me on the stage with the band
I look like hell
I feel like shit
I think it's time I call it quits

Yeah it's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls
Sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

It's time to take my drunk ass home
I twisted up my ankle
Can't find my cell phone
Yeah my lip's all busted
And my buzz is gone
It's time to take my drunk ass home
If y'all agree then sing along
Yeah it's time.... To take.... My drunk..... Ass home

Aw somebody call me a cab please