click. | yoonmin, taekook, namjin

we're not keeping that in there.

beginning of youtuber/viner au bc we all need a little more yoonmin in our lives

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The camera can't avert its eyes.

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"Hey everyone!" they exclaim together in a room that is empty save for two people. And those two people are the two of them.

That seems weird without context, but this isn't weird at all. Not in their world.

YouTubers. Anything but the most normal job, especially when the entirety of your fanbase believes you're dating the person that sits next to you in hours of footage.

Yoongi has his laptop sat on the desk in front of him. "So, today we're diving again into the vortex of headassery that is tumblr," he explains to the camera, capturing his usual odd choice of words.

"Now, we've done this before, but this time, it'll be a little different," chimes in the smiling brunette, the widely loved and sweet Park Jimin.

"This time, by popular demand, we're going through the yoonmin tag," Yoongi says, refusing to blush on camera because that would make things far, far too obvious.

"Yes," Jimin acknowledges without blinking an eye, taking things in stride. "And we just wanna say thank you for all the stuff, like, fan art and everything that you spend your time-"

"I wouldn't thank them yet, Jimin," Yoongi interrupts.

Jimin looks at him for too long, then at their laptop screen. "You have a point," he says.

"Well, on that comforting note," Yoongi puts in, clapping his hands together, "Let's explore."

And explore, they do.

Their first order of business is to open up the tag, and the thing that pops up before anything else is fanart, which isn't a surprise to either of them.

The part that's a surprise to both of them is the presence of Shrek, and the horrifying indecency of the acts he's taking part in.

They stare, wide-eyed for a long couple of moments, before Yoongi smiles awkwardly at the camera. "We're gonna blur that out 'cause it's barbaric. Let's just say Shrek is in the picture."

"And in both of our asses. At the same time, I didn't even comprehend that befo-"

"Jimin, please," Yoongi groans in exasperation. "Okay, we're cutting that out. Damn. I thought I was the gross one."

"You are."

"You wish."

Following the Shrek incident, they do their best to regain a sense of normalcy, scrolling along, laughing at edits, including one of 'Jiminnie Cricket' and a collage of Yoongi making dumbass faces.

And then eventually, they come across a picture that looks familiar.

"Okay, this says, 'If they aren't dating, then have them explain this,'" Yoongi reads out, seeing that the camera captures Jimin's hand slipped into his underneath the table at a Starbucks. They're both smiling brightly in the photo, sipping their drinks with laughs on their lips, and it's obvious that no part of it has been photoshopped.

"W-Well, you see we..." Jimin falters, searching for some way to put this that doesn't include the part where they just love holding hands. "I'm...oh yeah! I remember! I told you my hand was cold, and you said, like, 'I bet mine is colder,' and-"

"We're cutting that out, too," Yoongi declares, shaking his head.

"Damn it, sorry," Jimin grumbles, watching Yoongi continue down the endless page on his laptop. It's a somewhat sad sight in that he scrolls past lots of stuff that Jimin wants to look at, and soon enough, he just has to put his hand on Yoongi's and stop him in his tracks. "Hey, slow down a little. I want to look at these."