Fandom One Shots

Intruder // FrostIron

"Sir? It seems that there is an intruder on the roof."

"What? Who?"

"It seems to be Loki. Should I call the Avenges sir?"

"No...leave them out of it..."

with that Tony went to the roof, only to find an unconscious trickster laying there, obviously been punched several times.

The Engineer just stood there Dumbfounded, not knowing what to do.

"I'd advise you to take him inside and treat his wounds if you don't want him to die."

Tony took him inside and laid him on the couch, then he let JARVIS 'scan him and proceeded to treat his wounds.

A few hours later, Tony was building things in the living room to keep an eye on Loki, the god stirred.

Confused he sat up, looking around and taking in his surroundings.

"Where am I?"

Tony startled, letting his wrench fall to the ground.

"My house, Rock of Ages. And before you ask: you were lying unconscious on my roof. Care to explain?"

".....I....I don't remember..."

"Huh? ....so...you wanna crash here for a while? I've got a pretty big bed..."

The genius wiggled his eyebrows, to which the god just cocked an eyebrow upwards.

"Big bed? Only that?" He grins mischievously.

"No. but I thought ants don't quarrel with boots?"

"You're not an ant, Anthony. You're a genius. And I like geniuses. Especially in my bed. Naked."

Tony almost choked on air before he rasped out an answer.

"Uh...yeah...that...sounds great...so...what about your wounds?"

"I tell you that I want to fuck you and all you think about are my wounds?" He cocked his eyebrow up again.

"Uhm...no? But you know, before you fuck me, or the other way round, I wanna make sure you're Ok..you know? Don't want to soil my sheets with your blood and all that...you understand?"

"Stop talking. And your sheets will be full of something different. And you'll definitely like that my dear."

"So...my bedroom?"

"Show me the way."

With that Tony led the god of mischief into his bedroom, just like he did many following nights.