Crushes. Okay. I am very knowledged on that. I. Like. Putting. Periods. Very. Often. Im sorry. Even if I were shouting that Id still put periods. Anyways.
Crushes. Man. I have had a lot of crushes. Thing is. You have to be very educated about these. There are several types of "crushes".
1. A normal crush
This is when you like a person because he/she looks good. Youve never really had a deep convo about them to know their sides but you maybe know that he/she likes black. He/she likes fries. Basically its based on lust.
2. "I like you" crush
This type of crush is when you like-like them. When youve gotten to know more than their favorites. When youve had gotten to that deep conversation late at night. You know them as a person as a human. You know their inner most fears, their phobias.
3. Eye-Candy
This is not a crush. I repeat. Not. A. Crush. This is when you just like looking at a person. They may be of the same sex or the opposite sex but for some reason you just look at them. You know deep in your soul you dont like them or anything but you really just like looking. Maybe this person is smoking hot or maybe theyre average but you just love staring at them.
Another thing about crushes is when you like them. Ok. You like them. But for some mystical reason they always end up with your best friend. Ok. What even. Like whether they end up as partners for a dance, a project or maybe they just end up FRICKIN DATING OR SMTH. I dunno. Somehow in this WONDERFUL UNIVEFRICKINVERSE. They always end up to-FREAKING-gether. I dont even know anymore.
This actually happened to me. Ive liked this guy since 5th grade ok. 5th freaking grade. I have 3 best friends alright. 3. In 6th grade. He became my first best friends partner. Then. THEN. IN 7TH GRADE HE BECAME MY OTHER BEST FRIENDS PARTNER. I SWEAR IF MY OTHER OTHER BEST FRIEND DIDNT CHANGE SCHOOL HE WOULDVE BEEN HER PARTNER TOO. BUT NO THIS YEAR HE FINALLY. FINALLY BECAME MY PARTNER. THEN WHAT HAPPENS? WHAT COULDVE GONE WRONG?! WHEN IT WAS THE DAY OF THE FRICKIN DANCE.
HE.
WAS.
ABSENT.
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