ITOOD [INDIAN TADKA OF ONE DIRECTION]

COMPILATION

If Hiam was desi!

This is dedicated to especially my hyderabadi directioners!

Imagine that Harry asked to go on a date with you in the morning and bunk ur college. He asked his dad for money bc his friend was in hospital. But his dad knew it was nothing like that and scolded him. Ya no desi dad. Harry tried thrice but failed. At last he stole Rs.1000 from his dad's wallet.

He called to his friends for borrowing a car, but everyone ended the call. Finally he called his big bro Liam and asked. He said, "k. Come in early morning. I'll b awake."

Next day Hazza got up early morning, took a bath, got ready called u and you said that u can't come bc u r too sleepy and ur driver didn't came.

Hazza call Liam and says, "Hello bhai, car kal mil sakti kya?"

Liam: Dedi handle? Pathay ek baat yaad rakho, biryani mai daalcheeni aur college mai ladki hamesha mood kharaab karte.

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Zayn vs Niall! #Ziall

*1D boys visits Zayn's house for first time.*

Niall was going in the washroom.

Zayn: Ni, there's no water in the toilet.

Niall: I don't need water, I use tissue paper (:

Zayn: Chee! Haath nak ko mila mere se! Paperoon se pooch lete. Hugre ya chips khake moon poochre? ÷/

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#Harcel (;

*In Nasr boys school- Biology period*

Harry and Marcel both are brothers. Harry; the cheeky n naughty one and Marcel; the nerd.

Teacher: So only plant cells have cell wall.

Harry raises his hand.

Harry: Ma'am, what are plant cells? Eukaryotic or Prokaryotic cells?

Teacher looks here n there. Marcel was gonna raise his hand but Hazza gave him a death glare. Suddenly a birthday girl comes in the class n offers a Cadbury to the teacher.

Teacher: God bless you.

Nobody likes Biology class, not at all except for Harcel.

Teacher: Who ever is gonna answer this easy question will get a Cadbury.

Harry suddenly rises on his feet with a thud on the table by his hand and shouts, "EUKARYOTIC CELLS! MA'AM! GIMME THE CADBURY! "

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Louis: mere paas gaddi hai, bangla hai, bank balance hai, izzat hai, shohrat hai, property hai. Tere pas kya hai?

Harry and Louis exchange serious looks.

Harry:(threatening voice mai) Mere paas....... (cheeky cute natural voice mai) aap hai bare bhaiya! Zara hazaar ka recharge kara k mere do filmoon k tictan tho book kara o. Zara (Y/n) ko date pe le k jana hai (;

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Niall is Louis' grandparent.

Niall: kya khare bete?

Louis: Vo zara sabziyaan lane gaya tha, tho bazo ek methaiyoon ki dukaan hai dekho vahaan se ek kilo gulaab jamun laya.