*B4 Marriage* in restaurant
Louis: Aaj aap bade pyare pari dikhrey. Aur kya hona aap ko janu? Aap toh kha li ek ich plate noodles ki khaiy. *calls waiter* Do plate mutton biryani laao do plate chicken biryani laao ek plate sheekh kabab ek plate malai kofta aur sea food mai aap do plate jhingay, ek plate machli aur ek handi maral machchi ki biryani etc. Etc. Sab laao.
Waiter: Ok sir
Louis: aur cool drink k saath hum dessert bad mai order karingay
*waiter goes*
U: arey itni sab ki kya zarori thi janu*blushes*
Louis: Aji aap humare saath bahar aaye, aur hum kya aap ko vo itte sar k noodles khila k barkhaas karte?
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*After Marriage* in restaurant
U:Aji suno zara waiter ko bolana hai
Louis: *gussey se* kaiko?
U: vo ek... chaar plate tandoori chicken mangana tha
Louis: HAU! BURGER KHAO PIZZA KHAO BIRYANI KHAO! KHA KHA K DEKHO KITTEY MOTEY HO JA RE, DO DO KURSIYOON PE BAITH NA PADRA! TUMHARE BAWA KO EK GARI DO BOLE TOH NAI DE REY, CHAITAK BAAR BAAR TUMHARE VAJAH SE KHARAB HORI, DEKHO ITTA OONT OONT K KITTA DUBLA HOJA ROON MAI!!!!
Waiter: Sir, order?
Louis: Inne bulai nAi TuM kO! Zehair lado merai waste ek!
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