ITOOD [INDIAN TADKA OF ONE DIRECTION]

Phekoos #1

* All r desi *

Niall invited all the other four to his house for a party. After eating, they all settle down to chat. Ab hamara desi direction kahaan chup baithne waloon mai se hain?

Niall: are tm logoon ko maloom hamare bawa jawani mai kittai handsome thay? Unnu bas aisa ghar se bahar nikal k galli mai aate tho pore pottiyaan unko aisa flying kisses dete thay, un ko pure mahalle k stri dekh k aisa sharma te thay, aur baaz baaz tho numberaan chitthiyoon pe likh k aisa phekh te thay ki bas bolo nakko.

Harry: abbah! Aisa? Tumhare ko nai maloom k hamare nana kaise thay! Bas unno aisa sent went marle k jo bahar nikal te thay na tho un ko bhagh na pad ta tha-

Niall: kaiko? Picchay galli k kutte padte thay kya!

Harry: aray nai ji! Unno bas aisa nikle tho females tho chodro, puray continent wale un k picchay padte thay! Mard se leke bachchoon se leke boddh-

Louis: kaiko? Gay thay kya

Louis ko Harry picchay sar pe halka sa maar ta.

Harry: har koi hamare tarha nai rehta! jaando jaando, tumare ko kya maloom? Un ko hansteve dekh nai k vaste logoon ko ainak pehenna padtatha! Un ko-

Liam- ultraviolet rays chodtethay

Harry: nai re, un k datoon ki chamak thi

Zayn: * slowly pets Hazza's hair * aray hamare sab se chote Hazza meyaan, sab loog aap k nana jo sent lagate thaina, uske vaste bhaag te thai.

Louis: aji yeh tho kutch bhi nai hai. Hamare dada jo handsome thay jo handsome thay, bas pucho nako

Nirry (Niall+Harry in unison) :kitte handsome thay?

Louis: nakko ji chodo baad mai boltoon.

Zayn: aji bolo bolo

Louis: aray patthay unno tho itte handsome thai k bhai unno ek baar aisa samandar mai ship mai baith k jare thay, tho unke mooh par ek chitthi aa k giri.

Liam: kya tha chitthi mai?

Louis: aji samandar mai se oceans ki mermaid princess chitthi mai likh k bheji k "aap maire se shadi karlo"

Niall: Ababababababa! Phir kya, shadi karre?

Louis: Haukarre na. Dada ek shadi usse karre ek shadi uppar wali yani hamare dadi se karre

Harry: aji unno mermaid ko pregnant kaisa karre?

Louis: V-v-vo aray tm logoon ko nai maloom, mermaid aadi machchi reh ti na, tho uss k samne ki taraf machchi k chilke k nichchay reh ta hole

Niall: vaginal, phir anal?

Louis: *says sternly* aji kaiko ji tumhare ko?

Liam:millate hamare ko kabhi apne half-bro-sis-mermaids se?

Niall: hau millao! Mai ab tak har ek machchi khaliya laikin mermaid ki machchi tail nai kaya

Harry: kya kamene hai ji tm! Jab dekho jab khana khana khana! Izzat karo becharoon ki. Bechchare old dadiji

Zayn: kaiko? Tumhare ko number ghumana hai kya apna?

Louis: Nai nai nai, she was total beach! Sali aadhi gharwali bol k bachchoon ko le le k bhag gayi!

----------

Ab Ziam ki bari part 2 mai!
:) I wonder kya koi Larry Stylinson shipper tha yahaan pe! Btw I got the idea of this from a video on YouTube (for both parts, probably) so I will only take 60% credits for myself.  Wanna have 2 part? Cmnt.

One question: if I would make a desi 1D fanfic, will y'all read it? Do u want me to do so, or do u just want "The Haunted Mansion" to be updated?

VoCoShaFo!