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*30 YEARS LATER*

*Louis is ur bro Liam's friend.
He's single and so r u.
Y'all meet at some party.
Louis is drunk n aap pe dorey darla. He indirectly calls u many times 'bhains' (cow). U r not drunk.*

U: kya sahi main mai tumhe bhaisn dikh ti hoo?

Louis: arey baby, jab dil saandh (bull) hota hai toh har ladki bhains dik ti hai

U: OH MY GOSH! U JUST CALLED ME LADKI! *Kiss*

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A/N

Sup, guess the movie. I recently saw it so just blended it in here.

So, new updates on Dunkirk, who all wanna see it raise ur hands. DAMN! HARRY WAS LOOKING SO FOOKING GORGEOUS! I COULDN'T BREATHE FOR A SECOND.

LOUIS MADE A FREAKING NEW SOLO DEBUT N I CANNOT  STOP MUMBLING THAT SONG!

ZADDY DROPED A NEW SONG  TOO!  But I didn't hear it & HE.....just didn't do anything much.

LIAM IS GOING TO BE A FREAKING STEAKING FATHER! I WAS LITERALLY CRYING WHEN I CAME TO KNOW THAT! I hope Cherly is only fat but then I thought... hmm ok, I can digest that news just bc Harry and Niall appears to be the single pringles.

FOOK! I WAS JUST OFF FOR TEN FREAKING DAYS! JUST TEN  DAYS BC OF MY EXAMS AND NOW THEIR UPDATES MAKE ME FEEL:

Louis: So we have to start it all over again.

I know know none of u gave read it but fir any of those who indeed read it, thank u.

VoCoShaFo

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