((HELLO. ^^ Anyway HOW DID I GET 5 VOTES LAST TIME. HOW?! Now here's a long chapter as I was bored today. :D))
*nom* *nom* Popcorn taste nice. Thank you Xavier Fangirls.
"That's rude isn't it Insane Girl." Tyler yelled up at the beautiful potatoe that has a stinking cold. It sucks bye the way sitting here and typing this while having this fucking cold. Send popcorn hugs...
oh my gods stop everything saw 3 the video game is out bye losers i so want it very badly you don't know me bye xavier fangirls and that means you are dead bye the way i will run away now.
"SCREW YOU AUTHOR I AM ABOUT TO DIE OVER HERE" Tyler said while fighting the Enderoni with a severed narwal foot. The Enderoni suddenly turned into Mark Hoffman because Author-chan is now obsessed with Saw. Screw you Xavier you gave Author-chan her stupid cold.
"YOUR A IDOIT HELP ME" Potatoeoni screamed. No one cared as he was just a potato with moustache fangirl bagels. No Nagito Komaeda as he is now mine.
Then a magical dorito came in as the real majestic unicorn hero and said "COME HERE YOU SACK OF SHIT I AM THE DORITO GOD!" The Enderoni turned into a beautiful pizza at that brilliant speech. Claps for the unicorn hero everyon- HOLY SHIT TYLER'S DYING WE NEED AN AMBULANCE NE NAR NE NAR NE NAR.
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING NE NAR?" Tyler shouted at kawaii desu sick donut.
IT'S HOW I SUMMON AN AMBULANCE TYLER THE POTATOE DON'T QUESTION IT.
But alas before Author-Chan the word for insane and maniac ADHD girl could summon Seto the Magiwal Ambulance, Tyler fainted from a piece of mysterious glass.... Xavier killed Tyler everyone give him Hacksaws.
Meanwhile, the rest of the stupid idoi-
"CUPQUAKES!" Sub yelled screaming and runnning around in circles holding a woman with purple hair called Tiffany. YOLO PUNS.
"I STILL CAN'T FIND SIGN SENPAI!" Sky was ripping apart the main room in search for the signs. America took them all by the wa-
"I WILL KILL THIS AMERICA YOU SPEAK OFF!"
Omg calm dowm plz.
"I agree let's kill America. " YourDeadtomelox said in reply.
SAVE THEM BASHUR.
"HOW BOUT NU." Bashur/Purple Guy you dick/assholeMelon (AM) leaped onto a magical pony horse thing and rode into the front door, giving him a concusion. That serves you right for not breaking the chain.
"Look let's go to the enchantment room as I need sign senpai back!"
"Sky you can't encant signs to appear-"
"SHUT UP TY YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME." Sky yelled before taking out a majestic budder wand to teleport them to the Enchantment room. MangoKiwi then broke it while saying, "WANDS ARE MINE."
5 secounds later Sky drowned them all in his butt/butter flavoured tears so Author-Chan had to grab Kate to teleport them to the Enchantment Ambulance Room or da dunot r00m.
When they got inside a terrifiying sight came to them- SIGN SENPAI DIED! Dangan Ronpa music played with Monokuma flying on the most fabulous gay rocket evar.
"HEY I'M DEAD AS WELL." Tyler said before fainting again. NinjaNekoAru made them go to the front door to pray for Eric Matthews to open it- AUTHOR CHAN NO CHANGING IT TO DANIEL MATTHEWS GO SIT BACK DOWN AND BE SICK.
Anyway Author-chan made Daniel Matthews break the door open a little bit to say,
"Eric Matthews is fucking dead go back to being insane bastards."
Then Ian came crashing down the stairs in a Tacocat costume while sceaming about kissing Harry Potter. I wish he died earlier from all the Butt sex.
"HELLO PHEASANTS COME WITH ME I FOUND A SEX ROOM." He said before rolling back up the now taco tasting stairs. The Butter Loser, The MuteWay, The MelonHybridChildMonsterIMeanMolester and The DeadChickenOhWaitItIsAManWhyDidYouNotTellMe. Oh and the dead dude.
"EXCUSE ME I AM ALIVE YOU ASSHOLE." Tyler came alive before dying once again.
After that the trampled the new taco carpet to come crashing into a new secret room.
"YOU LIAR IAN THIS ISN'T A SEX ROOM." Was the first words that came out of the butter kings mouth. Ian looked offended as it was a fucking sex room Sky you are dumb.
"It is a fucking sex room get your fact's straight." Ian said to Idoit Number Butt Gus. See I'm not done with the Saw puns yet.
"I AM NOT STRAIGHT I AM A GAY UNICORN." Sky yelled to the heavens which gave him a stupid ass Jason plushie. They had run out of the Leo Valdez one's as Author-Chan had bought them for her Leo obsessed friend. But they had no Frank Zang one's so Author-Chan threw this book at them making their eye's melt from stupidness disease.
Then the story had to go on not the show so Ian was left alone while the rest of them set off to find something to do with gay pride. Author-Chan likes this last sentance.
After they all left Ian had a weird dream where he was suddenly Dr Gorden from Saw and A LOT OF FUCKING SPOILERS. I can't tell you Fangirls as I didn't read it. Now back to Tyler and Ian having sex.
"DUDE WHAT I THOUGHT THE SEX SCENES WERE OVER." Tylerstein Child of Hades woke up yet again from being dead, scaring Ian so much he peed his special manly pants. So he was now not manly good job Tyler.
Next time we will see Tyler x Ian! Bye-
"WAIT THEY SHIP THAT?"
"TYLER HUGGGGG MEEEEEEEE."
"PRAY FOR ME MY FANGIRLS."
Nagito destory all the signs while I'm off doing narwal things with popcorn.
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