((Just re-read my own story... This is a fucked up abridged story guys.))
"Ian? What drugs did you take this morning?" Tyler shouted down the hole. He'd seen the whole thing and Author-chan is laughing at his face. What? She can laugh at what evar she wants!
"Belrgh." Was Ian's response as he fell through the ground into the fabricated world. He was kicked out though as Ant had to die first not him. But Pom threw down the big ass blue rose from dog heaven. Ian had sex with it until his dick hit one of the thorns. Then back to base 1 - crying Ian holding onto Tyler's leg like a baby.
"Don't worry Ian. Ant's gonna die first." Tyler cosplayed as a fangirl for a few seconds while saying that until Ian hit him with Miley Cyrus.
HEY! Spoilers! OMG so spoiler ish I'm gonna tell _____.
"WTF she said the name." Ian stopped his bawling for a few secounds to look up at the magical tophat narwal before it crashed into them breaking both of their faces. Maybe it shouldn't have eaten my Skittles...
Then NinjaNekoAru slapped Author-chan with a banana called Opaline before teleporting Tyler to the Enchanting R-00000000000000-oom with a note from Ian.
"I don't get this at all." Tyler rubbed his head with his dick hand before it turned into a banana fish and swam away. I told you not to order that pizza last year! It gives you millions drugs the next year! Dear God why does no idoit listen to me.
"How come I can hear you then?"
... Go away Tyler. Anyway back to the story with the icing of idoits.
Tyler groaned. "I can still hear you!"
God dam it that's it.
With that the enderoni emerged out from a corridor near the Enchanting R00000000000000-oom or whatever. Tyler screamed like America from Hetalia finding Creepypasta that isn't even DHMIS 5. That's scary, Readers. What you aren't listening to me? Just listening to the epic battle scene with Tyler and the Oni. Screw you guys that's not happening.
"Okay what now?" Tyler asked the almightly narwal in the sky while trying to not get killed. Author- chan had a idea though and that was-
"Okay seriously?" Strewn across the ground was multiple potatoes with the Enderoni having now potatoes for eyes and little Skittles for the eyeball things. I didn't study Eye History!
"Shut up! I'm trying to concentrate over here-" Tyler yelled at the forth wall breaking pigeon while the Enderoni tryed to fry his eyeballs but alas he was not Flumpty Bumpty.
Never Tyler. I am a fricking sorcerer-
"No your not."
With that the Author left the room crying like Mario while Tyler tryed to fight the Enderoni with a potatoe. Then he tried to unlock the door to the Enchanting R00000000000000-oom or whatever it's called with his potatoe, forgetting he had the key in his pocket.
Tyler then sighed in relief to find the key and got in the room before realising one thing... The Enderoni was not stupid enough not to follow him so... Tyler was gonna have to become a hero or whatever and defeat the Enderoni.
Author-chan bets he dies. She also wants popcorn so can you readers pass her some through the destroyed and blown to bits forth wall? No fangirls can come in and experience the sex scenes though.
"Wait what?"
See what happens to Tyler next time! And bring my popcorn please!
"Hey!"
Shut up Tyler, your the uke in this story for a reason.
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Enderoni Abridged
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