Enderoni Abridged

2. Pepperoni

(Well... Hei. I'm Norwegian now. *flies of on a unicorn* So I decided to continue this! Be happy losers. ^^ Maybe I will also update Wattpad -Dangan Ronpa to...)

The Pepperoni then got bored of waiting for the Pizza and knocked Tyler out. And then ate the pizza when it arrived.(Teruteru: Are you sure you want this? Pepperoni: *screech's*) Then Notch came down and teleported Tyler to Second Floor

"What the di-" Tyler was about to say before a screeching sound yelled out. (The author was pissed about that since she didn't get to use her no swearing stick - which was totally not a toaster)

"WTF was that?" Tyler said before trying to go down the stairs before the voice wailed again.

"MOOOOOOMMMMMYY!" It horribly screeched. Then Tyler had the urge to see how many times he could smash his face into the staircase without dying. But the author didn't want that and so she kicked him into the wall of the closet.

"Oww." He said when is rubbing his head with a random banana. "Banana Burrito."

Then suddenly Harry Potter stepped out of the closet and pranched down the stairs before slipping on BB holding a cookie and died.

Now Tyler was very confused. He was about to swear his head of about how random this was when-

"Tyler-chan!" Ian squealled while hugging Tyler to his near death. (But it didn't happen since NinjaNekoAru didn't like Tyler dying.)

"Ian?"

"Hai Tyler-chan!" Ian did a very creepy giggle before glomping Tyler more.

"So why are you here?"

"Well, me, Merome-" Tyler cut Ian's arm of at that.

"You mean #Merome?" He questioned.

"Yep! So me, #Merome, Ant and Bodil got cupcakes telling us to run into the walks of the Aoioni mansion but Bodil then went and got a wrecking ball and destroyed it. We then fell through the floor to arive in the main hall where Mitch ran into a wall, Ant rode my wrecking ball, Jerome face planted into the Enchanting Room-"

Tyler then slapped Ian with his cut of arm.

"Enchanting Room?" Tyler asked.

"Yeah! Look the keys right there." Ian pointed to a spot on the floor where a pair of sunglasses were laid on a key.

"But how did he get in their?"

"He smashed it with a random Smut fanficiton." Tyler didn't know what smut was since he was a idoit but didn't want to ask as Author-chan didn't want to explain Smut.

"So what did Bodil do?"

"He found this monster thing having sex with Notch. He called it the Enderoni."

Then Tyler knew that he had to throw up somewhere. And that was-

"WHY ARE YOU BARFING ON THOOSE RANDOM POTATOES!" Ian-chan screamed as Tyler vomitted on Bart, Roderich, Fred and Delia. (What? It's not Author-chans fault she had to go through 12 hours of Tyler naming all his potatoes.) Then Ian fell the floor and had oral sex with a sign. And then discovered Canada who had mysteriously been stuck here. Then Canada died since NinjaNekoAru didn't like strangers in her stories. Ian fucked with his dead body.

(A/N Dear God I think it's even worse then last time... Now next time expect at least one wedding! *cough* hopefully Ian x Dead Canada *cough* *cough*)