Wildcat: Alright, so, Jurassic World just came out right guys?
Everyone else: *says yes*
Wildcat: What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?....... Jurassic Pork!
*Everyone laughs*
Basically: This guy's so much better than the other guy that came on first
Wildcat: What magazine does the big bad wolf like to read?...... Porks Illustrated!
*everyone laughs again*
Wildcat: What do you get when you pay tug of war with a pig?
Delirious: A penis! [I don't know.....]
Wildcat: Pulled pork! [I assume. I couldn't hear]
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Vanoss: Alright... What do you call a magic owl?........ Hoo-dini!
*all laugh*
Delirious: I get it! I get it!
Wildcat: Cause owls go "Hoo"
Mini: I didn't get it!
Delirious: He said Hoodini. [That explains a lot! Great job Delirious]
Wildcat: Alright Who hasn't gone? Marcel, you haven't gone!
Basically: [I'm gonna skip the part where Wildcat "falls asleep"]. Okay, so, a black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow!" says the bartender. "That is somethin' really special. Where'd you get it?", "Africa" says the parrot.
*laughter*
Delirious: That's so fucked up!
[ I apologise if any one found this joke offensive but I found it quite funny.]
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Wildcat: Alright guys... What is Brown and sticky?
Vanoss: Hoo-dini!
Wildcat: STICKY BOMBS!
*kills everyone but Brock survived*
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Funny Banana Bus Squad Moments
Random*Disclaimer: There is a lot of swearing in this book. As you might know, they can be very vulgar.* In this book I will be putting all Banana bus crew moments that I've heard of or find funny. Hope you all enjoy. HAVE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! THERE IS...
