Vanoss: Yo, Wildcat. You know those stupid ads that keep appearing before videos, where it's like a guy and he's like "Here in my garage..."
Wildcat: And he's got a Lamborghini
Vanoss: Yeah, "And you know what I like more than my Lamborghini? Knowledge. That's why I have these three thousand books. I read one book a day!"
Wildcat: Yeah you know that guy? Fuck em!
Vanoss: We should make some parody ads and put them on YouTube. Just like anything that happens to rhyme with Lamborghini.
Wildcat: Just sitting here in my garage, eating my pasta linguini. But you know what I like more than my linguini? Macaroni. *laughter* I eat a box of Macaroni every day
Vanoss: Here in my garage, just bought this new dry martini with my new loaf of panini...
Wildcat: Chillin' out here in my bikini
Vanoss: You know what I like more than dressing in my new bikini?
Wildcat: Men. I fuck a new man every day.
Vanoss: HERE ON AN ICEBERG IN ANTARCTICA! WEARING MY BRAND NEW BEANI! It's snowin' sideways!
Wildcat: *chuckles* Snowin' sideways!
*after a while*
Wildcat: Here in my bathroom, holding my weenie
*everyone laughs*
Vanoss: There's no like continuation after that comment.
Mini: That's it, that's it
Vanoss: That's just it. Just staring at him holding his weenie
*after a while*
Wildcat: We always do this shit man. We get an idea and we just keep rolling way to far with it!
Vanoss: Just bought my new t-shirt that says Hoodini!
Mini: God fucking dammit
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Funny Banana Bus Squad Moments
Random*Disclaimer: There is a lot of swearing in this book. As you might know, they can be very vulgar.* In this book I will be putting all Banana bus crew moments that I've heard of or find funny. Hope you all enjoy. HAVE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! THERE IS...
