#79 Vanoss, Moo, Nogla, Wildcat

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Vanoss: You know what I like more than all these traps?

Moo: *laughs* It sounds like you're like "Wanna know how I got these scars?"

*everyone laughs*
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*Wildcat just made it past a trap*

Vanoss: Oh My God......

Wildcat: Fuck it I got balls... Big balls..

Nogla:... Big balls- Actually pigs have pretty big balls

Wildcat: Have you ever seen a goats balls? Goats have huge-

Nogla: Oh shit... I'm Googling that right after this

Wildcat: Yeah, Google goat testicles right now. Dude they have like soft ball coconut testicles, man..

Vanoss: Not in the middle of playing this!

Wildcat: No, this is important! Google it now...

Nogla: Hold on, hold on let me Google it on my phone. Take 2 seconds!

~A while later~

Nogla: You can cook goat tescticles! There's a how to on YouTube- Ohhhh dude they're crazy!!!

Wildcat: Here in my kitchen, cooking up some goat balls!

*everyone laughs*

Moo: You know what I like more than goat balls? *Both Moo and Wildcat* Nothing! *Wildcat* It's my favourite meal!

*everyone laughs even harder*

Wildcat: I eat goat balls everyday!

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