#81 Delirious, Nogla, Vanoss

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Nogla: I want ya to do it, hit me!

Delirious: Where are they?!

Nogla: Hit me!

Delirious: WHERE ARE THEY?!

Nogla: HIT ME!!!!!

Nogla and Delirious: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *EXPLOSION*
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Nogla: *sitting in a chair in a barber shop* You wanna know how I got these scars?... My father, when I was five... He got a knife, okay?

Vanoss: Yeah

Nogla: And he went into the kitchen...

Vanoss: Uh-huh

Nogla: He didn't get the knife in the kitchen- he got the knife outside the kitchen then went into the kitchen. After that, he decided to chop some meat, chicken, it was chicken, on a chopping board

Delirious: This is a great story!

Nogla: Let me fu-

Vanoss: Lots of detail

Nogla: Yeah, yeah. Of course! And I was watchin' him chop the chicken and I though to myself 'How'd he do that?' *gets mugged* AH!

Vanoss and Delirious: *start laughing*

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