Nogla: I want ya to do it, hit me!
Delirious: Where are they?!
Nogla: Hit me!
Delirious: WHERE ARE THEY?!
Nogla: HIT ME!!!!!
Nogla and Delirious: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *EXPLOSION*
______________________________________________Nogla: *sitting in a chair in a barber shop* You wanna know how I got these scars?... My father, when I was five... He got a knife, okay?
Vanoss: Yeah
Nogla: And he went into the kitchen...
Vanoss: Uh-huh
Nogla: He didn't get the knife in the kitchen- he got the knife outside the kitchen then went into the kitchen. After that, he decided to chop some meat, chicken, it was chicken, on a chopping board
Delirious: This is a great story!
Nogla: Let me fu-
Vanoss: Lots of detail
Nogla: Yeah, yeah. Of course! And I was watchin' him chop the chicken and I though to myself 'How'd he do that?' *gets mugged* AH!
Vanoss and Delirious: *start laughing*
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Funny Banana Bus Squad Moments
Random*Disclaimer: There is a lot of swearing in this book. As you might know, they can be very vulgar.* In this book I will be putting all Banana bus crew moments that I've heard of or find funny. Hope you all enjoy. HAVE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! THERE IS...