Loki Scenes

~The Avengers~

-TONY AND LOKI'S GATHERING-

Loki: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity

Tony: Uh, actually I'm planning to threaten you

Loki: You should've left your armour on for that

Tony: Yeah, it seemed a bit of mileage when you got the uh, glow stick of destiny. Would you like a drink?

Loki: Stalling me won't change anything

Tony: No, no, no threatning. No drink? You sure? I'm having one

Loki: The Chitauri are coming, nothing will change that. What have I to fear?

Tony: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sorta like a team. Earth's mightiest heroes type of thing.

Loki: Yes, I've met them

Tony: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction I'll give you that one. But, let's do a head count here: your brother the demigod, a super soldier a living legend who kinda lives up to the legend, a man with breathtaking anger management issues, a couple of master assassins and YOU big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.

Loki: That was the plan

Tony: Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you

Loki: I have an army

Tony: We have the Hulk

Loki: Oh I thought the beast had wandered off

Tony: Yeah you're missing the point there is no throne, there is no version off this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.

Loki: How will your friends have time for me? When they're so busy fighting you?

(Taps Tony with his sceptre but does nothing, trys again and still nothing)

Loki: This usually works

Tony: Well performance issues...it's not uncommon...one out of five

(Loki grabs Tony by the neck and throws him to the ground)

Tony: Jarvis...any time now

(Loki grabs him again by the neck)

Loki: You will all fall before me

Tony: Deploy! Deploy!

~ Ooh, Bad Loki ;) ~