Loki Scenes

~The Dark World~

- ESCAPING ASGARD -

Loki: I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing?

Thor: I said 'how hard could it be?'

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Loki: Well whatever you're doing, brother, I suggest you do it faster

Thor: Shutup, Loki

Loki: You must've missed something

Thor: No, I didn't. I'm pressing every button on this thing!

Loki: No, don't hit it just press it gently

Thor: I am pressing it gently, it's not working!

*It finally works*

Thor: Ha! Ha!

*Thor knocks down the pillars*

Loki: I think you missed a column

Thor: Shutup!

Loki: Look, why don't you let me take over? I'm clearly the best pilot

Thor: Is that right? Well out of the two of us, which one can actually fly?

*Jane collapses*

Loki: Oh dear, is she dead?

Thor: Jane?!

Jane: I'm okay

*Thor knocks into a building*

Thor: Not a word

Loki: Now they're following us

*Ships are firing at them*

Loki: Now they're firing at us

Thor: Yes! Thank you for the commentary, Loki- it's not at all distracting!

*Thor knocks the head off a statue*

Loki: Well done. You just decapitated your grandfather

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Loki: You know, this is wonderful. This is a tremendous idea. Let's steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe; and escape in that! Flying around the city, smashing into everything in sight so everyone can see us. It's brilliant, Thor! It's truly brilliant!

*Thor pushes Loki out of the ship*

Loki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Fandral: *laughs* I see your time in the dungeons has made you no less graceful, Loki

Loki: You lied to me. I'm impressed

Thor: Glad you're pleased. Now do as you promised. Take us to your secret pathway.

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Thor: Fandral

Fandral: Right. For Asgard.

*Fandral swings to the other ship and attacks*

Fandral: Nothing personal, boys

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Thor: Loki?!

Loki: If it were easy, everyone would do it

Thor: Are you mad?!

Loki: Possibly

*They make it through to Svartelfheim*

Loki: Ta-da

~This was my favourite scene in the movie :) ~