philly✧ : dannnnn my faavoutet person
emo kid dan☽ : oh god
philly✧ : im not srtiaght
philly✧ : im flexibel~
philly✧ : kawaiai dash
philly✧ : lol its a gay dahs
philly✧ : i wana kiss u
emo kid dan☽ : you what you wanna do whAt
philly✧ : i wanna make gay baiebs with u
philly✧ : but in the menstiem
philly✧ : can i visisit u
emo kid dan☽ : you don't know where i live
philly✧ : dan yes i do
philly✧ : you live on ***** roaD
philly✧ : cheeky
philly✧ : like big butts
philly✧ : do u have a bsig butt
emo kid dan☽ : i'm so done with you
philly✧ : i'm not droping the offer for free secks
philly✧ : why do u thnuk i was on that webste earleir
emo kid dan☽ : ...
emo kid dan☽ : you're so drunk
emo kid dan☽ : get a taxi and you can get your car in the morning
emo kid dan☽ : promise?
philly✧ : i promsei dannnn goodnght i luve yoou
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Space Kid ➸ Phan [texting]
Fanfictionafter a certain website broadcasted dan howell's phone number to every visitor, he was bound to get a few texts. it was pure luck that phil lester was the one to text him. ❝ emo kid dan☽ : actually... philly✧ : ??? whats up emo boy ❞ minor swearing...