philly✧ : oh my god dan you're on youtube
emo kid dan☽ : crap
philly✧ : subscribe for free secks!1!111!!
emo kid dan☽: leave
philly✧ : i think u owe me free secks danyul
emo kid dan☽ : don't call me that
philly✧ : okay space kid
emo kid dan☽ : are you still up for the free secks
philly✧ : uh
emo kid dan☽ : no homo
philly✧ : are you actually no homo
emo kid dan☽: i'm straight
philly✧ : so is spaghetti until it gets hot
emo kid dan☽ : about as straight as a rainbow slinky
philly✧ : well
emo kid dan☽ : nice one
philly✧ : ikr
emo kid dan☽ : are u a rainbow slinky
philly✧ : i'm hella gay
emo kid dan☽ : :))
philly✧ : so
emo kid dan☽: so
philly✧ : back to that free secks
emo kid dan☽: ...
emo kid dan☽ : i regret all of my life decisions
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Space Kid ➸ Phan [texting]
Fanfictionafter a certain website broadcasted dan howell's phone number to every visitor, he was bound to get a few texts. it was pure luck that phil lester was the one to text him. ❝ emo kid dan☽ : actually... philly✧ : ??? whats up emo boy ❞ minor swearing...
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