Once upon a time there was a guy called [Dan], and the entire world (including his best friend Phil) wanted him to get a fucking dog. Not just any dog. A FUCKING DOG (just in case you didn't know a "fucking dog" is a dog who has a shitload of sass, but will also comfort you in times of need). So one day Dan and Phil met Felix (PewDiePie) and Marzia. They had a lot of fun together, playing video games, playing the Seven Second Challenge app (), and talking together. But the whole time Dan couldn't get his mind off of that fucking dog, Edgar. So when it was time to leave their home, Dan snuck Edgar under his jumper. But he couldn't very well leave Mya behind because that would be mean, so he took her too. Then the entire world was happy because Dan and Phil finally got a fucking dog.
The End💖
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Funny Celeb Stories
HumorHey Guys! So this is just a collection of short, funny stories that I've put on my instagram (@funny_celeb_stories). I've got quite a few of them so I thought, "Hey, why not make a book out of them?" In this book you'll find a collection of stories...
