Story of Why God Regrets Creating Marina Diamandis:

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One day God decided that only creating one perfect person in the world was not enough. So he set to work creating the most perfect person the world has and will ever see. He used sugar, spice, and everything nice, and also a shitload of diamonds. Then he combined the ingredients and created Marina! He grabbed some popcorn and watched her life go on, but he got scared as her perfection was becoming too great. He feared that a new religion worshipping this perfect goddess that he created would emerge, but it was too late. We have only a few years until Marina infiltrates everyone's minds with her absolute perfection. Spread the message. Marina Diamandis is here to rule the world.


The end💖


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