You get on with life as a convict,
You're a badass kinda person.
You like bum sex on Sundays,
You like showering in the week.
You like to contemplate bum sex.
But when you start to daydream,
Your mind turns straight to dropping soap.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!
Sometimes I look at you and I look into your eyes,
I notice the way you think about dropping soap with a smile,
Curved lips you just can't disguise.
But you think it's bum sex making your life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for you to decide which you love more?
Bum Sex or...
Dropping Soap?
You like to use words like 'awesome,'
You like to use words like 'anal.'
You like to use words about bum sex.
But when you stop your talking,
Your mind turns straight to dropping soap.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!
Sometimes I look at you and I look into your eyes,
I notice the way you think about dropping soap with a smile,
Curved lips you just can't disguise.
But you think it's bum sex making your life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for you to decide which you love more?
Bum Sex or...
Dropping Soap?
You like to hang out with mark,
You like to kick back with tiny,
But when left alone,
Your mind turns straight to dropping soap.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!
Sometimes I look at you and I look into your eyes,
I notice the way you think about dropping soap with a smile,
Curved lips you just can't disguise.
But you think it's bum sex making your life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for you to decide which you love more?
Bum Sex or...
Dropping Soap?
You're not too fond of gettin shived ,
You really hate dem bitches,
But you just think back to dropping soap,
And you're happy once again.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!
