Zoro x reader One Shots

Zoro x reader x Sanji - Lost

It's mostly normal pervert Sanji rather than actual loving Sanji. Sorry if you prefer Sanji, but this is mostly focused on Zoro ;-;

"Um Zoro, where are we?" (Name) asked innocently, as she pushed away several leaves in front of her.

"We should be back at the ship..." Zoro muttered, looking in confusion at the jungle in front of them.

"Why did I trust you again?" The (H/C) haired girl sighed, as she looked around them.

"(Name), I mean it could be worse, we could..." Zoro was cut off by (Name) grabbing his wrist and dragging him off in a unknown direction to him.

"Stay by my side until we reach the ship. Got that? I don't want you getting lost." (Name) huffed, blushing slightly.

-

"See? Wasn't that hard." She announced, pointing at the Sunny.

"Whatever you say." Zoro grumbled.

"(Name)-CHWAAN! I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY!" Immediately (Name) was greeted by the blonde cook.

"You guys were gone for a long time. What happened?" Nami sighed.

"I let him take charge." (Name) jerked her thumb in Zoro's direction.

"OI!" Zoro yelled.

"Hey, don't talk to (Name)-chwan like that." Sanji growled, and the two started fighting.

-

"I don't know, I mean he never seems to show any signs that he cares for me." (Name) whined to Nami and Robin as she sipped the tropical drink that Sanji had given her.

"Come on (Name), it's obvious he likes you back." Nami sighed. "We just need to find a way to get you two together." She grinned, suddenly getting an idea.

"Nami, please don't!" (Name) pleaded.

"Leave them for now, Nami-San. I think an opportunity will arise soon." Robin interrupted, smiling.

-

"Ok, I think we need to split up. That way we can cover more surface area. I'll go with Luffy and Franky; Brook, Robin and Chopper are a group and then Zoro and (Name). Sanji-Kun, you'll stay and guard the ship." Nami ordered.

"Nami, I hate you." (Name) hissed at the Orange-haired female.

"Good Luck! Don't get lost again!" She grinned back.

"Can't someone else guard the ship, and Sanji-Kun comes in our group? It's scary, and I want a handsome prince to protect me." (Name) whined.

'Perfect.' She thought. 'Surely Sanji will be in our group now.'

"Don't worry (Name)-chwan, I'll protect you better than that stupid Marimo." Sanji glared at Zoro, who glared back at him.

'Oh God what have I done' (Name) mentally face palmed. She had forgot that Sanji and Zoro hated each other.

"Sanji-Kun, if you and Zoro fight all the time, then I might get attacked and you won't be able to help me." The (H/C) haired girl began to tear up, which worked perfectly on the cook.

"That's it. Franky, guard the ship. I'll accompany (Name)-chwan." Sanji said, placing an arm around her shoulders. She felt uncomfortable, but she knew that she had to do it.

"Hmph." Zoro glared at the blonde cook, loathing him even more than usual.

-

"It's been 5 minutes. How is he lost already?" (Name) sighed as she scanned the area for any sign of the swordsman.
Little lost swordsies! Okay, I'll get back to the story

"Don't question his abilities of getting lost." Sanji replied.

"I don't like this. It's too scary." (Name) shivered and clutched Sanji's arm.

'Mellorine~ (Name)-chwan is holding onto me! And she called me her prince earlier! This must be true love!'

"Do you need my jacket? You're shivering." Sanji asked the (H/C) haired girl, who immediately shook her head.

"It's just a bit scary, that's all. When we find Zoro, can we please get back to the ship?!" She whispered.

"Of course (Name)-chwan. But first we need to find Zoro." Sanji sighed, glancing around.

"Oh! There he is!" (Name) yelped. "OI! ZORO!"

"Huh? (Name)?" Zoro turned to face the direction of the voice, and saw his beautiful (Name), alongside his least favourite Ero-cook.

-

"Zoro, Sanji, where are we?" (Name) was starting to get a strong sense of dejá vu, as the cook and swordsman had been to busy fighting to realise that all three of them were horribly lost.

"Shitty swordsman. If you hadn't been distracting me we wouldn't be so lost." Sanji hissed, lighting up a cigarette.

"That doesn't matter." (Name) sighed, and grabbed Zoro's wrist. "So you don't wander off and get lost again."

Zoro blushed slightly, and Sanji glared at him.

"Shitty swordsman." He muttered.

"Damn ero-cook." Zoro replied. (Name) growled in annoyance, before she came up with an idea.

"Let's have a little game. The person who stays quietest the longest gets a kiss from me!"

That shut the two men up.

Sorry about such a bad story, and the non-existent ending. I'm really tired :/
I'll try and update more often. But for the next few days, I won't write at all, because I have a important exam :|