Drunk texts (AU)

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Thomas:
Him: AYYyY, Y/NNNN
You:Hey, Thomas. Are you okay?
Him:NoT rEAlly,, I LoST mY PHonE,!
You:Really, fam?
Him:iM nOt fam, im BATMANNNM!!!

Minho:
Him: hIII MOM
you: Minho, do you need a ride home?
Him: nAaaawwwWw, lElo anD StITCH piCKed me uP on ThheIr velOcIRAPTOR
You: Oh Lordy, I'll be there in a minute.

Newt:
Him: I KNOW YUO StoLEMY PINK sOX, TURTLÈEE!
You: Newt, I'm coming to pick you up, stay where you are.
Him: nOOOoO, I DONT ListEN tO tUrTLES!!

Gally:
Him: Ayeeee lIKE to eAT EAT EAT, aaPLES aND banANas
You: Are you drinking with Minho and Thomas again?
Him: yUo no, I lEik eaTiNg GrAPEs, too

Alby:
Him: Ohh fRamkenstein, OH FRANKENSTEIN,
you: It's not even Halloween anymore, Alby
Him: a GUy cAN DREAAAM

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