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Ok so, I'm pretty sure in almost all fanfics, the girl has a messy bun. Now, it's come to the point were they wear messy buns everywhere.
Like, I'm pretty sure in the story she's like 'oh, fdbfsvtdc, messy bun, done', but no, the author literally has to google perfect bun as if she'd taken hours to do it. Um no.

Ok so look.

Say Jack g and her were going to the mall. : Messy bun

Beach. : Messy bun

Salon. : Messy bun

Meeting with President Obama. : Messy bun.

What. And they'd be in Nash and Cam fanfics too. And I'm pretty sure, that Nash and cam said that they like when girls change up their hair. I agree. Especially in stories

Don't make something that's impossible, an everyday thing in a normal fanfic. Like,

Falling in love with Matthew:
Chap 1: She gets kidnapped for more than 24 hours, SHE DEAD!, nope, Matt goes and saves her and he gets awarded somehow without getting caught by police.

Chap 2: He proposes,

Chap 3: They have kids

Chap 4: the kids have blue eyes,
Matt: hazel eyes
Girl character: brown eyes

Chap 5: the evil step dad robs their house and kidnaps Matt bc she wouldn't give him money... Ok ok, reasonable, but didn't Matt fight off some random kidnapper?

Chap 6: Matt and his woes (magcon), go find her. Nash kills the dad.

Chap 7: they get away with it and live their life. Happily Ever After









































































































































































































Why tf you lyin? Why always lyin? MMMM oh my god! Stop fuckin lyin.

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