Lowkey Nashty

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Ok, this writer just doesn't give a f.ck. Okay, so you've got your boyfriend/bully/best friend/step-brother. You're being all goals and everything. But Jesus, no one wants to know your personal business.

Ok, you wanna go to the beach. Nice. But don't do sex on the beach. Dats nasty. Also, don't be taking pictures in the mirror with you're weed onesie on. Like, what

#Mileywhatsgood?

People in the story would be like, oh your the bad ass couple.

bitch, is you blind.

There's always that snitch. You know, the one that looks like Taylor in the second grade. You cannot go to school with a weed onesie on and get away with it. If you do, then do yourself a favor, kiss your "responsible" adulthood good bye because chances are very low you'd get a job due to your tattoo that says "no ragrats" across your chest. Hey, you can always be a tattoo artist and if you can draw, well your screwed.

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