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"Why did you tell a romance story?"
"So that's what happened with the vampires?" Dipper stared at his sister. "What the actual heck?"
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IDK what would be scary to him. Probs the tax collector or something.~~~
"Oh, come on, Stan," Dipper rolled his eyes. "That might be scary to you, but we're twelve, not adults."Stan opened another can of cola, staring Dipper down. "Believe me, kid, you'll understand how terrifying ___s are one day. One day, you'll be a college student suffering from student loans, and you'll remember this story. Rise above it, break the cycle, and turn to theft instead of school."
***Finished Chapter: TBA
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