Hello from the otherrrrr sidee :D @PaigeGielen Thank you for telling me to update, I got so motivated when i read your message that I typed this chapter in one go :P
Excuse moi grammar and spellings :3
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Four:
Two painfully long classes later, it was finally lunch. I quickly packed my bag and made my way to the cafeteria. I usually do this precious walk to the land of food with Asterid, but couldn't do so today as she was absent from school. Now for those of you wondering about her name, don't know that her parents are MAJOR space lovers. They named their kids on things they are extremely fascinated about. Her elder sister was named Nebula and they planned on naming her Asteroid. Lucky for Asterid they spelled her name wrong in her birth certificate and her parents stuck with the lack of 'o'.
I push my way past the crazy students all in a hurry to get to the cafeteria, not really understanding their reason to rush, I mean it's not exactly like the food will sprout tiny legs and run off if they're late for lunch. Heh, imagine cupcakes with tiny legs, aww. But it really sucks I mean, you push me, I push you back, and then you try pushing me again but instead end up pushing someone else. Now that person wants to reveal their inner pushiness and push someone. Ok, so what I'm trying to explain here is that it's a never ending cycle. How about instead we walk uniformly, in a straight line right up like that girl carrying a plate of mouthwatering pizza..... Wait did that girl just walk out with a pizza slice?
Never mind the whole uniform crap, time to go turbo on these hallways.
"I'll have four, no wait make that five slices of the pizza, two cupcakes, and a juice, please". I said rubbing my hands together looking at the amazing display of food in front of me. It's amazing how Lucy, the lunch lady, even understood my order through my mouthful of slobber.
"Well someone has an appetite" I heard someone speak up. And since I wasn't really expecting it and have sick ninja skills, I ended up punching the person in their face.
"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, ow that hurt" I turned around apologizing, but as soon I noticed it was none other than the high and mighty Ian I looked away, " I'm so... not sorry"
He kept rubbing his nose muttering something about how much of a potato I am. "Look I know you're probably mad at me, and I shouldn't have said those things about you like that but ..."
I held up my index finger silencing him " Uno Momento Captain Barf face, I am not mad, mad is something which I clearly am not, because madness is an emotion and I am not showing you any form of emotions as you don't deserve them. You mean little to nothing to me; I met you this morning for God's sake." I took a pause, mainly because my pajama bottoms were a wee bit loose and I had to pull them up, "Look I don't even want to talk about it, you said what you had to and I'll just hate you for it. Yes not be mad at you but rather hate you."
"Didn't you just say that you won't be showing any emotions?" He questioned as I picked up my lunch which miraculously fit in a single tray.
"Paying attention in class are we now Mr.Potter? I did say that, now if you excuse me I gotta go climb a tree." I tried going past him but he stopped me.
"Last time I checked hate was an emotion" he stated not quite understanding the fact that I did want to go climb a tree, more specifically my tree, and wasn't using it as an excuse to run away.
" For the love of all cold cheese pizzas, I am so not having this discussion with you. Look I am the offended one and if you are trying to apologize all you have to do is suck it up and agree with every single crap that comes out of my trap" hey that rhymed" But even then it'll be of no use since like I said, I don't even know you and pretty much don't care about what you have to say"
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