"Hey, are you really going to have your picture taken with that face?" The photo guy asked Naruto-nii.
I face-palmed myself at the ridiculous makeup my nii-chan was wearing. He couldn't take this seriously. IT WAS OUR NINJA PROFILE PICTURE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! But NO, he decides he wants the people to notice him. But he better thank me later. It took me forever to do that makeup.
"Don't worry about it. Just take it!" nii-chan yelled.
"Geez, just don't regret it later." he said. He then took nii-chan's photo which in my opinion, looked absolutely stupid.
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Here we are in the Hokage building, Jiji-san looking over Naruto-nii's ninja profile. I doubt we're here to be praised on the picture.
"I couldn't make a nice face, so I asked Akoko if she could make it look like that. But, but isn't it artistic, or like, cool?"
Jiji just grunted. Yep, we're in trouble.
"Retake it." Jiji-san said in a monotone voice.
"Noo!" Naruto-nii and I yelled.
"I worked three long hours on that! You can't just waste it!" I yelled.
"... Re-take the picture." Jiji said, not caring about my outburst.
"No way!" Naruto-nii said defiantly.
Jiji-san and nii-chan had a long staring contest, but nii-chan then did something stupid.
"Transform!"
He was doing his seduction jutsu again. I know I did that jutsu before, but I was just doing that for fun. This was not the time to do that.
"Hokage-sama, please." -Naruto
Jiji was surprised, but then a waterfall of blood came out his nose.
"Great," I thought, "we have a perverted Hokage."
He regained himself and wiped his nose with a cloth.
"The temptation technique, eh? What an absurd technique..." he stated, trying to calm down from the jutsu's effects.
"Hehehe." Naruto-nii and I giggled. I mean, this was hard not to laugh at.
"By the way Naruto, where is your forehead protector?" Jiji-san asked.
"I'm not going to wear it till the explanatory meeting, since it will get scratched." Naruto-nii explained.
I did what my nii-chan did.
"Putting that aside, this Ninja Registration Form is something of the utmost secrecy that will remain in the village, so it's an important document even to you." Jiji informed. "So what is with this face?"
"I don't understand those complex things!" Naruto-nii yelled.
Suddenly, the presence I felt before had opened the door. It revealed a little boy with a blue scarf.
"You old geezer! Fight me!" he yelled, running to Jiji-san with a shuriken. "The title of Fifth Hokage belongs to me, Konohamaru!"
He suddenly tripped on his long scarf. I would've laughed if I didn't already like the kid.
"Itai!!!" he whined out.
Another man with round black glasses enters with a gasp.
"Is this a trap?" Konohamaru asked.
"Are you okay, young master? There are no traps by the way." He said, adjusting his glasses.
I deadpanned at the guy. He must be Konohamaru's sensei, or a really weird jonin. The guy looked over at nii-chan and I and gasped. He started staring at us creepily as if to figure out a plan.
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The Uzumaki's Sister
Random(Done! Unfinished!) Naruto has a sister. Her name is Akoko Uzumaki. She has the Nine-tailed fox inside her. When she was around 5, someone kidnapped her, but only experimented on her eyes. Giving her an eye Kekkei Genkai that is unknown to anyone, a...
