Smosh Fam Wintery Oneshots

December 4th

Anthony ran forward, jumping onto Joshua's back. Joshua stumbled forward, nearly falling into the cold snow. "What the hell Anthony?"

Anthony laughed, wrapping his legs around Joshua's midsection. "What?"

Joshua laughed softly, taking a few steps forward. He crouched down to collect some snow in his gloved hands, passing it up to Anthony. "We're going after Matt next."

Anthony grinned maliciously, crunching the snow into a ball. Joshua began to creep through the snow, holding Anthony's legs.

Anthony tapped his shoulder, pointing to the left. Joshua nodded, heading in that direction. Matt was climbing up the snowy hill when Anthony chucked the snowball, hitting the back of Matt's head.

Anthony raised his arms, excitedly cheering, but threw Joshua off balance, and he fell backwards. Anthony braced himself as he hit the ground, Joshua falling on top of him.

Matt laughed as he brushed the snow off his hat, his green eyes bright. "You tried."

Joshua pushed himself up off the ground, extending a hand to Anthony. "And we did hit you."

Matt shrugged. "You still fell."

Joshua and Anthony looked at each other, the same thought going through their heads. They rushed forward, shoving Matt onto the ground. Matt glared at them as he got up, and Joshua kissed his cheek.

Matt pouted lightly. Anthony grinned. "Aww, if you keep pouting, I'm gonna have to kiss you."

Matt seemed to be weighing his options. "I may have to keep pouting then."

Anthony rolled his eyes, and bent down, pulling Matt into a short kiss. As he was about to pull away, Matt wrapped his arms around Anthony's neck, pushing himself up on his toes.

Joshua leaned against a tree, but about a minute later, cleared his throat. "I don't think the neighbors would appreciate you having sex in the snow. They already thing we're 'a bunch of swingers trying to ruin the definition of marriage.' Exact quote there."

When they pulled away, the both turned to Joshua. "When did they say that?" Matt asked.

"You remember the day before it snowed when Ian and I went running together? When we were coming back, they said that to us. Buncha jerks."

Anthony sighed. "Hm. Ian and I are the only ones actually married."

"True. Doesn't change the fact that our neighbors are assholes."

"Okay, point taken, but why should we care what they think? We're all happy, and that's all that matters."

Matt smiled. "And that's why I fell in love with you."

Anthony laughed, kissing Matt's forehead. "Love you too."

"Make out with this!" Anthony was hit in the back of the head with a snowball, and he stumbled forward. Mari cheered, high fiving David.

Joshua chuckled, rolling his eyes. "Jovie! Join us in our uprising!"

Joshua shrugged. "What? Laser with his homicidal tendencies and you with... Um... Whatever you have? What could possibly go wrong?"

Mari threw a snowball at him, rolling her eyes. "I'm amazing, so shut up."

David ran over, and grabbed his arm, pulling him over to Mari. "We're the awesome group, join us."

"Okay. You know what, I'll join Lasercornia."

"Whoo! Now to destroy Ian!"

Joshua smirked, nudging him. "Isn't that what you did last night?"

David blushed, shoving him. "Somethin' like that."

Mari gasped as she fell forward, having been hit. David turned around quickly, finding Ian with a snowball, poised to strike.

Looking around, David grabbed some snow and Joshua, putting the snowball near Joshua's head. "You make one wrong move, he gets it."

Ian bit his lip, weighing his options. "What the hell?" Joshua asked.

Ian threw the snowball with surprising force, and David hit the snowball against Joshua's head...as Joshua was hit in the face with Ian's snowball.

"I hate you guys..." Joshua muttered, trying to get the snow off his glasses.

Ian shrugged, an apologetic smile on his face. He walked over, kissing Joshua gently. "Sorry Jovie."

Joshua rolled his eyes, pouting lightly. "I hate you two."

Mari got up, and pulled Joshua away, standing protectively in front of him.

Joshua laughed. "I'm okay Mari."

Mari hugged him. "Shh. It's okay."

He rolled his eyes again, gently pushing her off. "I vote we go inside."

"Seconded!" Ian yelled.

David nodded. "I'm pretty sure I'm the only one not freezing though."

As they walked towards the house, Ian shook his head. "Only cuz you have an advantage. You're used to really fucking cold."

"Yup. Best advantage."

Anthony laughed as he and Matt joined them. "It's pretty legit."

Joshua shook his glasses off one more time, shrugging. "Yeah."

They went inside, and Mari and Joshua headed to the kitchen to make hot chocolate and coffee.

Matt collapsed on the couch, and David sat next to him, laying his head on Matt's shoulder.

Ian curled up on the couch, resting his head in Anthony's lap. Anthony stroked Ian's hair, lulling him into a sleepy state.

When Mari and Joshua came out of the kitchen, they were holding 3 mugs each. They gave the others drinks and sat on the couch.

After a few minutes of sitting in mostly silence, Ian realized something. "You know, you three never told us how you got into a relationship."

Joshua thought for a second before glancing at Matt and David. "Huh. I guess not."

David shrugged. "Well at first, it was just me and Joshua in a relationship. But you know, Joshua's ace, and I love him, but you know how it is. At first Matt was more of a fuckbuddy, so to speak."

"But these nerds couldn't help but to fall in love with me."

Joshua gave him a one armed hug. "Something like that. What about you guys and Mari?"

"Well, as you guys already know, Ian and I were married when we met her, but at the time, we kinda felt like our relationship was missing something."

"We met Mari when she auditioned, and she was perfect for the role. Both Smosh Pit and as our girlfriend."

Mari smiled, taking over. "As time went on and I got to know the two of them better, Ian and I kissed at one point. We both freaked out a little bit after it, but it felt right.

"So we both talked to Anthony, and one thing kinda led to another, and next thing we knew, the three of us have some kind of relationship. Then you morons came along and changed everything."

Joshua chuckled. "Thank you."

David grinned. "It's what we do. Wreak havoc on everything."

Ian laughed, lazily kicking him in the leg. Matt rolled his eyes, nuzzling into David's side.

Anthony smiled. "I love you guys."

"Love you too..."