Secrets Will Kill You: The Sequel

Halloween

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So...after a whole lot of abnormality, we finally started to get some normalcy back into our lives...or things got as normal as it gets when it comes to our lives. We started to work cases again and it felt great to just kick ass as a team again. One case involved a bunch of old school movie monsters like the old fashion werewolf and vampire sightings and it was all just one guy dressed up as Dracula who was an old movie-nerd buff after his leading lady Mina Murray who was actually just a small town girl who worked at a bar. Then, he tried killing Dean who he portrayed as Jonathan Harker since Dean was having a thing with the bar tender...yea, this guy was going all out...and I kept having this gut wrenching feeling inside me when I saw Dean and the girl making out...but I tried to push it aside.

Our next case started out as just some regular, really healthy guy dying and Dean had to hold the heart while spleen juice squirted all over me, Brit and Sam. We found out that the case was actually this kind of ghost sickness that was like the flu but it only effected dicks who used fear to scare others...and of course, Dean caught it. It was obvious he could be a big dick sometimes and he tried to pin us as being the same way since all we do is scare people but it just proved that he's a bigger dick than we are. But, anyway, it was up to us to save Dean before he scared himself to death (literally) and in order to do that, we had to gank the ghost that started it all...and Bobby joined us to help us out on that one. But, before we found the ghost...watching Dean's symptoms was too funny. He started our scratching his arms until they started to bleed...that part was gross...but the funny part was how every little thing scared him so badly that I was ready for him to say that he pissed his pants. First, a tiny dog chasing after him scared him...that was pathetic in a way...but then at one point, a cat jumped out of no where and Dean screamed like a little girl for like five whole minutes and that just made me laugh my ass off. I even set up some stuff to scare Dean...which I got in trouble for by Sam and Brittney...said something about scaring him to death sooner than when it's supposed to happen. It was all just too funny though. But, the fun ended when we got the ghost and scared it to...after death I guess you could say.

Wanna know what's going on now? Sure ya do, cause my life is so interesting...it is one day before Halloween...my least favorite holiday of the year. I've always hated Halloween. When I was younger, all the little girls would dress up like princesses or fairies and it disgusted me...then we got older and they dressed up like whores and sluts...not that they needed Halloween as an excuse to do it...and yea, I was one of them...but it was just for kicks. To get my flirt on...but in general...I hate Halloween...always have.

And where else should I spend the holiday I hate than being on a case for the job that I hate. Some dude was found with four razor blades in his stomach, one was lodged in his throat and two were on the floor where he was laying and while we questioned the wife and checked out the kitchen, we found a hex bag. We looked into the guy, did our homework...and after some pieces of candy, I analyzed the hex bag and told them that it wasn't a regular hex bag. It had this herb that has been extinct for two hundred years and it had a Celtic that was the real deal so it was like 600 years old...and then Dean picked up a charred-up looking thing and he smelt it...that was when I told him it was a charred metacarpal bone of a newborn baby...and I took pleasure in the fact that he was disgusted. But, then, of course, it led to him making a crack about how I turned to witch craft when he went to Hell and how witches are sceevy...and that ended the joke as I glared at him. But, anyway, this hex bag had a lot of juice in it and we couldn't find anything on Luke Wallace that would make someone want him dead. Which was just perfect for us. Then, there was another incident at a party with teenagers in costumes and it definitely brought back memories. A girl died from drowning when she went bobbing for apples...and while Dean was flirting with the poor girl in a cheerleader costume, we found another hex bag. So, night fell and we're back at the motel, doing more research...fun.