Funny, insults, combacks!!

So

This one girl was like : what why are you looking at me your ugly ass pig

I said "stop insulting my friends they are tasty"

She said "oh makes sense for a fat whore like you"

I was just like " hold up something smells very toxic its coming from you"

Then she started screaming profanities at me and I just said

"I'm sorry did the baby forget to take a shower....*breathes in and grimaces* seems you didn't brush them teeth either"

Haha she started yelling so loud her little minions came over so I asked them "do you parents have a dysfunctional relationship is that what makes you ass holes" they started to cry and I felt so bad but then I remember when they would hit so the regret went away

Haha ran home and camped out in the woods...I was so scared because I lost me cat named dog it was a hard day