Funny, insults, combacks!!

tons of jokes

Okay so i really don't know what to do I still want to do a story but I don't know what's it finna be about

Also I want to like do jokes and shit so I got a lot for you guys

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa?

Santa stops after three ho' s

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Cuz he only comes once a year

Wife:how would you describe me
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK
Wife:what's that mean
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and got
Wife: what's IJK
Husband: I'm just kidding

Is Google male it female?
Female because it doesn't let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion .

(A/N. This is not supposed to be fucked up but it's kinda rude so yeah)

Why do all Asians have small boobs?
Because their parents always expect A' s

School is like a penis, long and hard well unless your Asian they have it short and easy

Why did Obama get two terms?
Because all black people have longer sentences

What sex positions produces the ugliest child?
I don't know ask your mom

How is math like sex?
You add a bed subtract the clothing divide the legs and hopz there's no multiply

An old couple is laying in bed. The man turns to the woman while she is getting on the floor "why are you getting on the floor?" Because I want to feel something hard for once

How do you count cows?
With a cowculator 😂

I had a broken vacuum then I put a one direction sticker on it and it started to suck again😂😂 jk I love that band

What so you call the space between Kim Kardashian Asscheeks and breasts?
Silicone Valley

How will you find Will Smith in the snow?
Use the fresh prints

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One has hope in her soul the other has soap

Why are asprins white?
Because they actually work

How do the Chinese name their children?
They throw them down the stairs and name them the first sound that comes out.

My uncle is a racist piano player because he always skips the black keys

Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they can steal, run, and shoot

Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up in the Alamo?
Because they only had two vans
(This isn't rude or supposed to offend anyone any of these tell me if they do plus I know how hard the Mexicans fought in that war)

What's the only thing positive in the ghetto?
Pregnancy tests

What do you call a bench full of white people?
The MLB

What do you call black people runningn down a hill?
A Jailbreak

Why does Dwayne Wayde wear the number 3?
Because that's the amount of time he can be on the court without getting hurt

So if anybody was offended tell me okay and have a good whatever